There is something unique about being a last-minute invite to a wedding. If you're going as someone's plus one, you might not even know the couple, which could make for an awkward experience. Obviously, in an ideal world, you will have at least met the couple before their big day, but sometimes, you have no choice but to go in blind.
But what happens when you're the last-minute plus-one invite and you go in so blind that you don't even know what the couple looks like? What happens when you show up to the wedding but your phone is out of battery and you can't find your date but the ceremony begins and it's time for you to take a seat? What happens when halfway through said ceremony, you have the sudden epiphany that you are at the wrong wedding? Do you get up and try to see if the other wedding at the venue is the one where you're supposed to be? How exactly does one get out of this situation?
A customer is telling me how his doctor has advised him to lose some weight and cut back on unhealthy food, so he orders a low-carb beer. He takes a sip and immediately winces.
Customer: "Ugh."
Me: "Yeah… low-carb beers do tend to be lighter."
Customer: "Yeah, no thanks. Give me a Corona."
Hot-headed managers really think they can get away with anything. However, regardless of how impassioned, frustrated, and even justified they may be, there is always a limit to what they can do or say, and this fast food manager definitely reached his limit.
There are, of course, plenty of valid reasons to fire someone on your team. If they're actively undermining authority and refusing to complete their tasks and responsibilities, those are grounds for dismissal. If they make unprofessional remarks to other coworkers or customers, those are grounds for dismissal as well. But if they make a simple mistake—like accidentally throwing away a manager's snack or soda—that's not exactly worth firing someone. And yet, this manager decided to throw an entire temper tantrum over this innocent mixup.
Thankfully, the employee stood his ground and refused to apologize, given the fact that he had asked his manager if the drink belonged to him and was ignored. Furthermore, the tantrum simply does not match the act itself. Everyone knew this, and so the manager didn't just lose an employee that day (albeit temporarily); he also lost a ton of support from everyone else.
I went to drop of my parents at the airport. Due to an amputation, my father is walking impared. He can walk mostly short distances but has some balancing problem. Unfortunately, he is also too proud to use a wheel chair. When we waited in line for the luggage drop off, a woman rammed her […]
The digital age has bred information-obsessed individuals who must know everything about anything, all the time. Now, I'm not talking about a niche Wikipedia obsession—I'm talking about putting their noses where they don't belong. That is, in everyone's business.
In an office setting, you'd expect your colleagues to be on their best behavior at all times. If they're not careful, they might risk write-ups, suspension, or at worst, termination. The last thing you want is to be fired for a lack of self-awareness in an environment you're supposed to kind of always be on your toes in. The corporate lifestyle ain't fun, but it's what we have to do to stay afloat.
What comprises no-no behavior? For starters, you want to keep your hands to yourself—that's a given. You probably don't want to make jokes about your coworkers, because your sense of humor might not be received in the way you think it will. Most importantly, though, you probably don't want to open your colleagues' personal mail. Not only will that get you fired, but it could also land you in jail…
Another story about Peter, the much-loved, special employee at the Swiss police
We are drinking coffee. Enter, Peter:
Peter: "Aunt Amanda does not like that I boil beef."
So, no context. To add to the confusion, we know little about Peter’s private life, and he seems amused. [Coworker #1] is browsing social media on his phone.
Customer: "You know why it’s been pouring for weeks, right? Manufactured storms. Insurance companies and outdoor brands cooking up bad weather, so we’ll all rush out to buy stuff like this."
Me: "Storms … made by jacket companies?"
A customer picks up a classic string mop and squints at the packaging.
Customer: "Does this need refills or is it rechargeable?"
Me: "It’s… a mop. You dip it in a bucket."
An HR department isn't your friend; it exists to fulfill a purpose, like any branch or entity within an organization. Many branches manage some sort of company resource or another; it just so happens that the purpose of this entity is to manage a particular resource: humans.
And you are that human, and you shall be managed. And management means calculating risks and carefully hedging possible costs to the business. And pesky little human imperfections are exactly the type of thing that can be quite costly.
Everyone hides their red flags in interviews, whether employers or employees. But where an employer will soon be able to let their flags fly, a candidate does not have that luxury and must remain the pinnacle of perfection for as long as humanly possible.
It's easy to be lulled into a false sense of security by their smiles and inviting demeanor, letting your guard fall by divulging sensitive or personal information that they didn't really need to know. Of course, as with anything in life, there are varying shades to this, and you might find yourself in a position with a trusted employer who you know will have your back.
And yet, still, caution is prudent. Divulging too much or the wrong thing may lead to unwanted questions or thoughts.
Bosses who put employees under scrutiny during hard times in their lives are just the worst.
If an employee tells you they need to leave for a few days or a week to see family or handle a family emergency, the boss could send their condolences and set to work figuring out how to handle the workload. They may need to pull other employees in to brainstorm how to get everything done in a timely manner, or maybe they'll need to reach out to their own boss to explain why they can't meet a certain deadline. But the one thing they should absolutely not do is bother the employee about it! That person has stated that they need time away from work, so why do so many bosses take that as a sign to start throwing tons of work-related questions their way? It's almost like they take it personally when an employee needs some time for themself. Grow up, managers!
Next up, read about the customer who got insulted by a grocery worker's nickname for him, and "spent the rest of the week trying to get her fired for it."
A dad walks in holding a very elaborate (and empty) LEGO box and looks mildly defeated.
Dad: "Hi. I need something... less intense than this."
Me: "That’s a 3000-plus-piece spaceship set. Bit ambitious?"
I did NOT react well when I turned on my bedroom light and saw a spider on the wall right next to my bed.
I immediately called for one of my parents, but by the time they came upstairs, the spider was out of sight. My bed was pushed up against the wall with the spider, limiting their ability to search for it. They weren't going to move my bed and nightstand JUST to look for a single spider.
Convention season is starting up again, and I am READY, y'all. So since I've got major geekery on the brain anyway, I thought I'd focus today's Sweets on - what else? Geek cakes. But more than that, I've decided to feature geeky villain cakes. 'Cuz geeky villains are cool. (It's the outfits, am I right?)
First up, the horniest Loki cupcake you will ever see:
(I'm sure you guys will correct me in the comments if I'm wrong.)
Also, this is another wedding cake, if you can believe it. Check out all the tiny teeth!
Now here's a classic villain from my childhood, so I know him well:
Sub'd by Nick B., and made by Truly Scrumptious - the same folks behind that jaw-dropping standing Cyberman I featured last April.
It's here to EXTERMINATE your hunger, haha! (Sorry; obligatory Dalek joke.) I like how Dalek dresses are all the rage at conventions now, too. Who knew killer robots wielding bathroom plungers could be so chic?
Speaking of chic, here's the best-dressed villain in today's post:
Yes, really - she's handmade, and edible! (Check out another closeup here.) By the always-amazing Highland Bakery.
I have to take a quick break from the villains to show you the best Stargate cake I've ever seen:
WOWZA. Look at all that detail on the gate! And the watery texture on the event horizon! Seriously, this cake is encoding and locking ALL my chevrons, IF ya know whatta mean. (Stargate humor. Heh. Aheh. Heh.)
Vader!! Shiny, shiny Vader. Seriously, I have my own Vader helmet at home (don't ask), and it's not half as shiny as this cake. I think this cakes looks better, too. Seriously amazing.
Of course, we can't have Vader (or at least his helmet) without an official Storm Trooper escort:
Talk about the perfect hardcover gift book for Alien fans, listen to this: "From facehuggers to feather dusters, discover how the perfect killing machine relaxes after a day of scaring space marines."
When it comes to teaching, helping your students get good grades it only part of the job. You need to also help cultivate a healthy environment that helps them build confidence and gives them all the tolls and strengths possible to survive out in the real world—because, let's be honest, high school is most definitely not the real world. Teachers know that you can't measure a fish's intelligence by how it climbs a tree, or a cheetah's intelligence by how it dances the tango. That just means, if your student is struggling at math, science, english, or whatever, that doesn't mean they are "stupid" or "dumb." It simply means those are not their strong suits, and they might be ahead of the curve in some other subject that makes their brain light up with dopamine!
So if you have a teacher telling a student, especially a vulnerable hormone crazy teenager, that they're not smart enough, then that teacher should be fired. Period.
Buddy #2: “No relationship that starts in school lasts until you’re old and grey. No dumba** expects a marriage to last the rest of their lives. If you’re involved with someone long enough, you stop loving each other. That’s just a fact.”
A customer is buying a lot of plants, like… A LOT.
Me: "Wow, this is a lot. Are you setting up a new garden?"
Customer: "Haven't you heard? Plants are the new dogs!"
One of my friends is a regular at the school library, as he uses the computers and books there during his study period to work on projects and such. While kids are supposed to be quiet in the library, some still spoke loud enough to eavesdrop on their conversations. While my friend is not normally […]
After working to ensure that he was properly paid for his last weeks on the job before his departure, this former employee ended up getting way more than he bargained for or deserved. In fact, almost a full year and a half later, this dude admitted to the fact that he has still been receiving bi-weekly direct deposits from payroll, and he hasn't exactly done anything about it… until now.
People seem to have split reactions about what this guy should do next. After confessing the truth about the overpayment, which has amounted to over $80,000 at this point, some folks within this online community chimed in with legal advice. Let's just say that prospects are not looking great for this guy, but let's consider the other side of the argument. If a company's payroll department is this disorganized, shouldn't their incompetence be punished in some way? After all, none of this would have happened were it not for their own negligence. Sure, the former employee didn't exactly work hard for the money, but it's not like the payroll department has been working hard either—or, at least, they're not working nearly as carefully as they should be!