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THEY CHANGED THE OPENING MONOLOGUE!?

AHVATAR?! STOP SAYING 'AHVATAR'

THE COLORS AREN'T EVEN RIGHT
KATARA WEARS BLUE
NOT BROWN

Noah Ringer is too cute for this movie.

SADLK;FJASLDKHFASDKLJF *tears at hair*

SAW-KA, NOT SEW-KA. FUCK

You're not supposed to be asking 'is that so' in Japanese, that's not a fucking name!

why is zuko so full of yelling

LOL, 'if you don't come with me I will burn down this village that is made of ICE AND SNOW and NOT WOOD.'

how the hell do you burn down ice and snow

OH MY GOD THEY FUCKED IROH UP SHIIIIIIIT

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP FAT, JOLLY, WISE, GOOFY, AND TEA LOVING

GranGran is okay.

Poor Mako is probably centerfuging in his grave over this shit, this is exactly what he worked to get rid of.

They even got the reason Zuko was hunting Aang down wrong, what the hell.

what is up with fake iroh's nose and how are the elements reacting to Aang if you have to be capable of bending them and conciously trying to make them move.: lolwtf

YOU ARE TRAINED SOLDIERS, STOP BEING SLAPPED AROUND BY A TWELVE YEAR OLD shiiiiiiiiiiit

At least they got Appa's pronunciation right. And Aang's glider.

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO MOMO

WHERE IS SOKKA'S CONSTANT OBSESSION WITH MEAT
I HATE YOU ALL, SCRIPT WRITERS

MOMO IS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE, NOT FULL OF WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Noah Ringer: The next Keanu Reeves.

;askdljfasldf;kjadslfkj they age-regressed Gyatso

...What the shit, 'avatar state' looks so fucking horrible in this movie.

STOP SAYING SO KA. STOP SAYING ONG. I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

ee-row *cries*

"How are you tonight, Zhao?"
"I PUNCHED THE MOON TO DEATH, JOHN."
"Punched it...to death."
"TO DEATH."

IT'S LIKE A VIRUS, NOW EVEN SOKKA IS CALLING HIM ONG

"baww he was throwing pebbles at us it hurt (our pride) baww"

at least they got the whole Katara fucking up and freezing Sokka's arms together thing right.

Oh, yay, look, it's the 'Splainin' whitey teachin' them poor defenseless brown folks how to defend themselves with their own element which they clearly didn't know was under their feet the whole time.

DANCE, EARTHBENDERS, DANCE YOUR LITTLE DANCE AND BEND one tiny rock

seriously though, what the ever loving fuck did they do to momo

Wait a second. How did they get from Haku's village to Kyoshi Island. And where are the Kyoshi warriors. WHERE. IS. SUKI.

I'm glad they never got to book 2. I'd hate to see how badly they'd fuck up Toph, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, and Jun. And Ursa.

...Why is Aang suddenly having a hard time with waterbending HE WAS A WATERBENDING NATURAL.

I swear to god, M Night, I am going to punch you in the I'm-Going-to-Make-Horrible-Movies center of your brain. Repeatedly. Until it's gone.

WHERE IS ZUKO'S SCAR I HAVE NOT SEEN IT ONCE YET

...Agni key. *foams at the mouth and falls over*

...Azula's only role in this movie is to giggle?! THAT'S THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE HER DO!?

the northern earth kingdom oddly looks like washington/oregon

started a rebellion how exactly you haven't done shit

why is aang going to the northern air temple alone they had a whole epi---what the fuck is that noise and why is it coming from appa

"these are the reincarnations of you over the years" REINCARNATION IS NOT RECURSIVE

DEADLY DEADLY WATER BUBBLE

SOKKA HAS TOO MUCH HAIR

"Oh goodness! Black snow! What is this!"

holy shit yue actually asks that exact question *dies*

AND NOW THEY'RE VIOLATING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS

ZUKO'S SCAR HAS STILL NOT APPEARED WHERE IS IT

WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET TO THE FUCKING GREAT GODDAMN LIBRARY THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT WAS THAT IT WAS LOST WHAT THE HELL

here comes the fish punching

STOP CALLING HIM EAR-OH GODDAMN

uh what the fuck "he's making fire out of nothing!" why is that supposed to be intimidating

also, why did his hands turn into flamethrowers for a second there

FUCK YEAH FIREBENDING

WHERE THE FUCK IS KOIZILLA

okay...so the guy just got drowned in a water bubble

okay, but still, gimme fucking koizilla instead of this badly made martial arts movie flying around on wires shit

ugh, this...can I even call it a movie, really

oh noes, waterbending looks like tidal currents, sc---oh, shit, son, he just made the Great Flood

still no koizilla

Oh good lord, here comes the bowing and scraping to the white kid bit. *sighs*

What the hell kinda bow is that, and why are you pouting like you're trying not to smile.

...So all Azula gets is a giggle and a single line right at the end. Goddammit.

Fuck this whole movie, I need cleansing explosions.

Time to watch Iron Man 2
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