You: oh god please help me
You: there's this dude
You: he's like stalking me
You: keeps sneaking into my room at night
You: stares at me when we're in class at school
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: maybe he likes you
You: well he did save me from being pulped by a car
You: but I don't know what to do, he keeps acting really weird
Stranger: why dont u give something to him
You: he disappeared a few days ago
Stranger: just to show thank you
You: apparently his fam is like super rich and they go on expensive vacations every month or so
Stranger: kissed his lips
You: I mean, I just moved here, why is he so fixated on me already
Stranger: or have sex to say thank you
Stranger: how ?
Stranger: my idea sounds great huh
You: not really
Stranger: but it works
You: I mean, first he looks like he can't wait to get away from me, then he turns around and stares at me while I sleep
You: I don't know what's going through his mind
Stranger: maybe he speechless
Stranger: while he stares at you
Stranger: hes adore u
You: well, I guess
You: there's this weird incestual vibe going on with his fam, though
You: they don't talk to anyone but each other
Stranger: maybe u should ask him to go somewhere
Stranger: just to chit chat
You: isn't that kind of dangerous?
Stranger: hmm not really
You: the town out here is like one grocery store and woods
You: that's it
Stranger: bring ur friend to accompany you
You: I don't really have any yet.
Stranger: then ur brother or sister
You: don't have those either
You: there is the girls I went dress shopping with, but they aren't really friends
Stranger: ur mom or dad
You: only have my dad
Stranger: or ur nanny ?
You: he's kinda busy and out of it most of the time
You: being a cop
Stranger: just go alone
Stranger: god is always be with you
You: I dunno, there's a few other guys here who seem to like me more than he does
You: what do you think I should do?
Stranger: just being invisible
Stranger: pretending like nothing happened
You: Oh boy, I gotta go, my dad's back. Guess he's done being all Cop-y.
You: Oh, and I have to tell you something.
You: You've just been TwiRolled, honey!
Stranger: whats that
You: Have you read Twilight?
Stranger: i dont know what is twilight
You: you might wanna do that
Stranger: im not interesting
Stranger: with all that sissy things
You: Thank you for the half hour of entertainment, though.
Stranger: you're welcome
You: permission to share this?
Stranger: why not
You: Thank you.