AttackBitch: like omg
AttackBitch: omg dorky
Dark: becky look at her but
Dark: it is so big
Dark: she must be one of those rap stars girfriend
AttackBitch: whos but hope its not mine,but
Me: I know I'm a dork, but what are you? A noob?
Dark: well he said like omg
Dark: so i finished it for hym
Me: Admit it, you're totally staring at my stubby penis tail.
NOTE: I was cosplaying as a Draenei from World of Warcraft at the time this happened.
Me: Haha, nice try noobums.
Me: Oh no you don't bitch.
Me: Cathouse pile!
Me: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Dark: wait did i jus gt attacked by a girl who talks like this "like omg"
AttackBitch: omg yeah
Me: lyk omg am i totally lyk awsum nao?
Me: ...Ow, that hurt to type. I think I lost a few IQ points.
AttackBitch: omg tmi fyi ikr
Me: DRAENEI BOUNCE
AttackBitch: JUST DANCE !JONNA BE OKAY
Me: You start shit bitch shit get BRUNG.
Me: LOL there she goes again
Me: ICH WILL MACHT DU SCHEISSE
I don't know the German phrase for 'I will fuck you up;, so the closest I got was 'I will make you shit'. DX I fail.
AttackBitch: OKAY ILL BRING MY FRIEND LADY GAGA OVER
Me: LOL wow you did not just namedrop
Me: HOOVES OF JUSTICE
Then she left.
And then for some unknown troll logic reason, came back,
Me: Sup AttackBitch?
AttackBitch: I AM FUNNY ARENT I
Me: About as funny as eye MRSA.
AttackBitch: YOU JUST HAVE A DIRTY SUCKING ASS MOUTH
Me: You kiss your brother with that mouth?
Me: I'd have to have one to do that wouldn't I.