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May. 14th, 2010 04:33 pm
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Me: So, I hear you been bugging my girl.
*** Auto-response fromthepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): I'm busy
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): well, there're hundreds in my list, can you please name one
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): and by the way, did you buy that girl,
Me: [Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone's AIM name]
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): do you own her, ..
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): oh yeah, i'm bugging her, niiice, you do realize whom you're talking to
Me: I own her heart, what do you own that isn't plastic and full of air/
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): oh yeah, hah aha aha , you're so hilarious
Me: Says the desperate internet neckbeard.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): aha ahah aahaha, look who's talking
Me: WAS IST DAS DU CALLST MICH!?
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): HEY GUESS WHAT !!! I DON'T KNOW THAT FUCKEN LANGUAGE YOU CAN SHOVE THAT IN YOUR ARSE
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): YEAH SOUNDS LIKE STUPID GERMAN,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): OR I SHALL SAY, NAZIS
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): FUCKEN NAZIS
Me: Ich bin Juden, du scheisse!
thepredictions: i don't give a shit, you Nazi
Me: I'm Jewish you sick fuck.
thepredictions: oh niiice, so another Nazi,
Me: more like someone who's gonna peel the paint off your walls if you don't shut the hell up about Nazis.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): ahaha haha, omg, you're hilarious,
Me: And you're a desperate neckbeard hitting on jailbait, what does that make you?
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): on a jaibait, oh i'm sorry, are you a jailbait, aww,
Me: Nope, but Mandy is so back the fuck offa my girl.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): aha aha aaha , FUCK OFF
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): how about that,
Me: Pal if you kept your mouth as shut tight as my legs you'd be wearing duct tape.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): I bet you never saw that one coming
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): ahaha ahaha you're hilarious again,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): shove that duck tape off your ARSE
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): oh yes, that way
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): the way you like, it
Me: Aww, look at the little neckbeard living up to his name, how cute.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): Moron
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): I know her before you even existed
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): little fuck head
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): thank you :)
Me: Oh, I'm so sure you knew her before she was born.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): no before you were born,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): never mind
Me: She's younger than me dumbass.
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): get the fuck out of my chat room you morron
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): loser,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): oh yeas, like i know that you useless piece of junk,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): get outtttt

thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): so are you planning to head out?
Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone: yea i have to
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): oh she's forcing you ?
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): lol
Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone: no
Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone: she wants to go to my room xD
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): oh okay, i thought she must be talking to you in the same Hitler tone, like she did to me,
Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone: no i think when she says somethings to me in german it turns me on she say it all sexy
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): lol
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): niice,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): hehe, turns you one,
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): *on, lol
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): that's so cute
Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone: lol yea but shes not URRR dominent about it
thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable): lol, well, I'm glad she's not, seems like she's gonna take over the world soon
Friend thepredictions (AKA Mr. Predictable) won't leave alone: nah shes not shes sexy when she sayd things in german even when she is cursing
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